I think I just saw someone hide a body.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
50% drunk capacity currently
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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