super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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