Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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