I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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