I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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