I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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