She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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