Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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