I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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