I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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