I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
should my penis look like a turkey
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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