I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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