break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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