her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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