they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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