He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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