3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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