That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
