So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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