she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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