He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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