he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
