She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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