Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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