I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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