Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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