You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Houston, we have a blender
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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