Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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