Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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