Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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