ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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