fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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