love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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