his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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