I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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