you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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