should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
