Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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