The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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