Fuck appropriateness.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Randomize
