i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
dude. I can hear the air.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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