Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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