I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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