Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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