I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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