He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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