Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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