I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
