the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
