apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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