How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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